If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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