I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
