everyone is single if you try hard enough
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
my liver is dry heaving
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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