She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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