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Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
someone owes me an orgasm
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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