This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
