She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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