Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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