The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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