It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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