I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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