You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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