you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
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