Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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