why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
