i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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