When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
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