How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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