he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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