R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Porn is love you can see.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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