im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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