So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I pour the whiskey from now on
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Randomize