Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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