Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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