Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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