hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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