i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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