She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
There's a naked man in my car right now.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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