it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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