wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
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