how hairy? two words: wookie tits
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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