he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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