I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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