this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I will pee on everything he values.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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