You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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