I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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