I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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