There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
