That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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