: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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