OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Too much gin, very little bucket
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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