Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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