problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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