alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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