So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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