drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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