If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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