That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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