mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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