He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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