Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
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