I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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