When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
