You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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